If I were a Nidoking, would you be my Nidoqueen?
I would protect you, shield you with my Light Screen
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail
I would prove to you my love, with a Heart Scale
But I must be Frank
I promise this isn't a prank
You make my Metapod Harden
It goes crazy, like a Bulbasaur in a garden
I'm like a Geodude, as hard as a rock
I'm crazy for the ladies, just like my man, Brock
I wanna make like a Caterpie and String Shot all over you
You'll never know what to do
Because you'll be Weezing by the time we're done
Babe, you make me Rhyhorn-y, so let's have some fun
You've got the luscious lips of a Jynx
And you're as cute as a little Shinx
Meowth isn't the only mischievous pussy in town
So just relax and lay down
Don't worry about the Krabbys down there in your Tangela
I've got some Repels that will keep them out
As if a Groudon had just used Drought
I'm gonna Lickilicky your icky-sticky
I just hope I don't leave a hickey
So baby, will you please say "yes"?
We will settle it with a Poke-battle on our DS
If you win, I'll be yours
If I win, you'll be on all fours
By: Chelseapoops